I've get a quiz nearly reproductive positions...?

So I read on babiesonline.com that if you want a girl, one expert says missionary style is the best because X swimmers are bigger with their extra leg (Y, X, get it?) and they will swim slower to the ova. Etc, etc. So here's the request for information:
Is girl on her side considered a missionary position or a "behind" position? I'm looking for shallow entry here and I'm not sure.
Please, no jokes. This is a serious question. No links to adult websites any. Thanks.
i believe that, that might not be true. kinda seem bogus to me. but i do know that the time of day does not work!
Ive never heard of any difference in the sex of a kid based on sexual position. Frankly that sounds absurd. Its just by unpredictability. The only thing I would think that would oblige conceive is to have the semen in your body as long as possible, and having sex effective your ovulation times.
Answers:    The male decides the sex of the baby.

Don't believe everything you read.

Let temperament take it's course.
Ok...I dont think positioning matters when it comes to gender. But I hear if female is on the bottom it will help you become pregnant. And those are not missionary. Missionary would be male on top and youre facing eachother.
I would suggest- man on top girl on bottom. Maybe on your side. Definitely not from behind, to deep. Good Luck
That "expert" is full of baloney. Position has NO bearing on the sex of the babe-in-arms.
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i think they adjectives get there the same bearing you dont have sperm shaped like x & y's you have sperm shaped as tad poles! lol
it depends, are you gonna be facing each other? if so then it's missionary. if he's gonna be behind you afterwards i suppose it would be considered a "behind" position.

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