"No! No chest tresses! Daddy put shirt on?"?
what are some funny things you never thought you'd hear your kids say?
the above request is from my dd1 (turning 3). she all of a sudden can't stand it when my hubby has his exposed chest up against her.
LOL
Oh god theres loads
I be at my friends house watching a horror film and my god son dylon woke up half way through the motion picture so my friend brought him down. he wasnt bothered by the film and wasnt even watching it until...there was a murder scene and screaming and dylon turned to the tv screan and said F*G hell . It be halariouse if im honest lol
I caught my niece spying on me through the crack in the door and i went Oi peeping Tom what you doing her response was... Im not Tom im Harley
My niece also told me that when she grew up she be gunna have boobies like mine
My niece came over to me markedly inquisative about what i was doing and because i wouldnt tell her she asked for a hug, I said to her you lone want a hug because you want to no what im doing and just blaten enough she went Yeeeeeeaaaaaa lol
My niece also asked me once what a hamster be lol
lol sounds like my cousin. we dont enjoy a bay until nov, but my husband went home with me second year and my little cousins never met him and hes big compared to my family. he has a bone disease thats not really bad but he have very large bones and all the men contained by my family are small so he definatly intimidates them alot tho he doesnt mean to and hes kinda hairy so my little cousin told him he be hairly like a monkey lol he looked at me and i laughed bc it was so funny the course she said it. and hes part indian as well so he has a dark complexion in the summer and my little brother told everyone hes indian so hes from india. i think he was confused between the 2 ethnicities lol
I was carrying my 4 year old cousin through the hallway and his foot hit the door and he be like "aw sh*t" Hahaha
When my nephew was 3 my mom, sister and I were all living within the same city and were all within the dining room in a heated discussion while he was napping. He heard us and must own thought we were really arguing bc he told us (please note names own been changed)
"no mad talk. Nana acquire in the titckn and took, mama go kean and cole come play."
i guess it just doesn't feel moral to her skin
From my partner: "Finley, DON'T drink the bath water"
"Ok Lukey, my drink bubbles??"
Or:
Finley whilst standing up to do a pee "Don't watch mummy don't view shut door!!" Bless him :)
well not my kid but my friend's little brother be getting mad at my friend because she was taking away his toys and video games for human being so rude and her little brother said, "You take toys, you play video game, you stinky poopis!" ..since he is like 2 or something...it be sooo cute...though i don't know how he got that?!
i dont have kids but when my big brother was little he pooped within the bath tub and said:" Mommy look at the fishies"
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the above request is from my dd1 (turning 3). she all of a sudden can't stand it when my hubby has his exposed chest up against her.
LOL
Oh god theres loads
I be at my friends house watching a horror film and my god son dylon woke up half way through the motion picture so my friend brought him down. he wasnt bothered by the film and wasnt even watching it until...there was a murder scene and screaming and dylon turned to the tv screan and said F*G hell . It be halariouse if im honest lol
I caught my niece spying on me through the crack in the door and i went Oi peeping Tom what you doing her response was... Im not Tom im Harley
My niece also told me that when she grew up she be gunna have boobies like mine
My niece came over to me markedly inquisative about what i was doing and because i wouldnt tell her she asked for a hug, I said to her you lone want a hug because you want to no what im doing and just blaten enough she went Yeeeeeeaaaaaa lol
My niece also asked me once what a hamster be lol
lol sounds like my cousin. we dont enjoy a bay until nov, but my husband went home with me second year and my little cousins never met him and hes big compared to my family. he has a bone disease thats not really bad but he have very large bones and all the men contained by my family are small so he definatly intimidates them alot tho he doesnt mean to and hes kinda hairy so my little cousin told him he be hairly like a monkey lol he looked at me and i laughed bc it was so funny the course she said it. and hes part indian as well so he has a dark complexion in the summer and my little brother told everyone hes indian so hes from india. i think he was confused between the 2 ethnicities lol
I was carrying my 4 year old cousin through the hallway and his foot hit the door and he be like "aw sh*t" Hahaha
When my nephew was 3 my mom, sister and I were all living within the same city and were all within the dining room in a heated discussion while he was napping. He heard us and must own thought we were really arguing bc he told us (please note names own been changed)
"no mad talk. Nana acquire in the titckn and took, mama go kean and cole come play."
i guess it just doesn't feel moral to her skin
From my partner: "Finley, DON'T drink the bath water"
"Ok Lukey, my drink bubbles??"
Or:
Finley whilst standing up to do a pee "Don't watch mummy don't view shut door!!" Bless him :)
well not my kid but my friend's little brother be getting mad at my friend because she was taking away his toys and video games for human being so rude and her little brother said, "You take toys, you play video game, you stinky poopis!" ..since he is like 2 or something...it be sooo cute...though i don't know how he got that?!
i dont have kids but when my big brother was little he pooped within the bath tub and said:" Mommy look at the fishies"
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