What books should I buy for little Francis?

Little Francis isn't allowed to read any books that include:
Blood
Cuts
Violence
George Bush
Anything outside of our house and his bubble
or
including a child with out a leash.
YOU SHOULD BUY LITTLE FRANCIS A BOOK ABOUT FEMALE ANATOMY.
BOOKS!1
but they have paper, and little francis could get a dissertation cut !
(shock) (horror)
stick with a custom made ebook reader, that costs over 9000 dollars, onle the best for little franics, oh and, make sure that it doesn't use batteries, little francis could swollow them, or be electrocuted!
(more shock) (horror)
Answers:    Im really starting to like you. But you forgot too add nil I mean absolutely nothing that have anything that could make him grow up to be a man. In fact Little Francis seems to savour reading the tags from his pink croxs.

EDIT:
Its not me I swear. IDK who the hell it is. In fact I was thinking I don`t know its you. Is it you?

Desmeran, she did threaten to clone me...

Im at a lose here
I presume that the real TR is going to be mad that you are banning anything George Bush.. but explicitly just my opinion..

EDIT: Oh but see you are wrong again..The REAL TR is my husband..
okay..i am human being bitchy now...lol...but this is all really getting annoying...okay...munny...now you ar making a copy of a copy...gawd i enjoy a headache

EDIT: LOL why am i having a hard time believing that...oh well
This is just crazy.

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