Anyone contained by requirement of a gurgle?
My daughter (15 months) is daddy's girl of course!! So the other day we all go to have a shower while waiting for her daddy to wash the soap off we wait out on the bath mat ready to go surrounded by and she peed all over me and the floor! And if that's not insulting enough as I'm passing her to her father she say "Daddy's good girl" with a huge smile on her face!!
Packing this morning for a holiday my 10 year old daughter be looking for a pair of thongs (for the feet not the underwear) and went "screw that, this duo will do" First time she has "sworn" with a very straight frontage I told her that was not appropriate. She looked confused and said "but the thongs go with the clothes I packed" Then have to re explain it was the words not the thongs I was talking just about "oh" she said"sorry".
My son put a rubber band that was equal color as his skin over his face. It pushed down his nose and he jumped out at me. Scared me to departure because for a split second I though he had really deformed himself. It was funny after that.
My kid is too young to do/say anything funny but my 3 year old nephew walked up to a jamaican guy near dreadlocks when we were at the video shop to borrow dvds, asked "what's your name?" when the guy answered my nephew goes to him "you're upsetting!" It was so funny.
Haha - I just read 'free spirit's' one and found it slightly amusing.
I myself do not hold any stories of my own as i happen to be 13 years of age, lol.
The other week I was in the kitchen getting a cup of water and I spilt it on the floor and I said "The floors wet, I spilt water on it" and my daughter turned around and said to me "Mummy, Water is drizzling, so of course the floor would be too."
my son can talk but today at our app he tried to bite the spike on one kids head
when i was little i could run beforehand i could walk so every time i get up i would run trip and fall later get back and up and do it again. my mom and dad also oqned a restraunt and i stole some ones chicken leg
I currently have 2 children so I think that gives me 2 funny stories huh?
My oldest say whatever comes to her mind. I began gaining somewhat weight and my clothes didn't fit me the same. She came up to me and started pushing on my belly and motto "Mommy what are we going to do with this muffin-top?" Needless to say I was shocked.
My youngest be about 2 years old and barely talk. We were walking in the street together holding hands and I hear her say "Yooou!" and then she said again. "Yoou!" Now I'm paying attention, and she say "I mean yoou! Crank that soulja boy!" I thought she was talking to me but consequently I realized she was singing that Superman Soulja Boy song and I started laughing.
I don't have a kid yet, but my nephew is so adorable.
He be talking to my brother on the phone and he had a brain freeze so he said, "Daddy. My brain is broken."
My 5 year old daughter was wearing a cute "blouse". We be at Target in line and some lady told her:
"that's a exceedingly cute shirt" and my daughter responded with
"it's a blouse not a shirt"
she can be a smart *** at only 5 years old.
it be kind of rude, but funny as hell.
i don't own this video or anything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcNvoIOGi…
Tripped my wife as she was walking down the stairs.
I be laughing so hard I was crying...not even joking here. I literally have tears streaming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard.
Not my child ..
but someone's else's child said ..
" When i grow up i want to marry a donkey and a bag of peanuts".
lol :]
The little girl in this video is soo cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JQQy9XF…
at the grocery store she was 5 and really loud she goes...mom you involve to brush your teeth.
when my son was small it was right after easter and we be driving home from the store the next day and he saw a rabbit and he got adjectives excited and started yelling he came back mom the bunny come back
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