What are some tips for a welfare mom trying to survive these difficult monetary times?
I am so sick of my kids complaining about not having everything that their "better off" friends have; they do not grasp how difficult it is to be a welfare mom these days.
Things have gotten so difficult, and food stamps will not buy beer and cigarettes, but do my kids understand this? Hell, no! They give the impression of being to think I can just walk outside and pick dollar bills bad of the El Camino I have up on cinder blocks in the front yard. I tried to train them good money management, by showing them how little cash one in actual fact receives from trading in food stamps for currency with Fast Johnny, as powerfully as how little is left over of that money after the Budweiser and Marlboros have been bought, but they freshly don't get it! Why is it so difficult for them to see how far those few measly dollars have to stretch to make it through to subsequent month?
Sure, it is easy for them to see their glamorous friends, the ones who have hot meals and no duct cartridge patching their clothes, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't appreciate the things they DO have. I say, if governing body cheese was good enough for me put a bet on in the 70s, it's good enough for them! Isn't it adequate to show I love them by having their initials tattooed on my back? A mother's love always go unrewarded, it seems.
At any rate, what are some ways I can cut corners, and provide a little more in the mode of extras to keep my kids from griping so much? I already have signed parental consent for them to sell plasma, and I hold told them about the free juice and donuts they will receive at the donation center, after they turn over the money to me, so I am wracking my brains trying to come up with some more fun goings-on for them. My years at the Sorbonne, earning my masters degree in flour and brackish dough sculpture, did not prepare me for how damn needy this pack of brats is! What else can I do to keep my kids happy and survive these difficult times, until the cutback picks back up again, or I have another kid I can get welfare for?
This particularly rare appearance has been brought to you courtesy of The Lesbomatic.
HI there...WHERE have you be.?
Yeah know,
yesterday I heard they were stopping the
selling of plasma...NO more "blood drives"...I am kinda surprised myself..
I've had that Gov. cheese until that time...its NOT that
bad...cough, GAG.
Sorry I ruined your day sweet-ums.!!
You need to teach the ungrateful brats the art of prayerful. If they are cute enough they will bring in lots of money.
Then yo keep 3/4ths ot the money and consent to them have the rest to buy clothes without duct tape.
ahahahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I would love to see your sculptures one day!
Too bad they do not hold paper food stamps anymore, remember sending the kids in with a dollar food stamp to buy a 25cent pack of gum to grasp the 75cent change to buy smokes? lmao. They get to keep partially the gum so what do they have to complain about? hahaha
LOL..thats awesome.
Well first off if you are impossible off you shouldnt be even thinking about buying beer!! What the heck! Be grateful you get food stamps t buy FOOD to hold u from going hungry, teach them to apreciate wha they get when they cannot do anything, and if they are old plenty to want beer and cigs then put their buts out looking for a job!!
Welfare gives u clothe voucher aswell, use it! U can jump to flea markets and yard sales and procure a ton of clothes for what u are paying internet service for, sounds like u are streatching it
Give them some of that beer and let them smoke the cigs...it will keep their mind bad of it
ROFL.pimp yourself out gf.
Haha. Um. You have too much time on your hand to make this whole thing up. It's not even honourable.
Let ear wax accumulate contained by your ears. It will reduce your kids' griping.
Will you marry me?
Answers: the answer is simple... market your children of course...
Doncha know I feel ya GF. Things is tough up here in NY too so I have well-read a few tips that I will share with you. First of all, I know you like to f*ck and that's fine, I'm not judge you like all of them others. But if you're gonna do it anyway, why not get salaried for it? I have a string of facelifted old ladies on the upper east side of Manhattan that I service and it's good money and they are so grateful. Second, you are mistaken when you right to be heard that you cant' buy beer and smokes with your benefits. Try an Arab grocer who never rings anything up in his register. He's the one to go for. I even use my benefits to buy lottery tickets! And when it comes to vice. I know you have your standards but there are times when even the Queen of England has to tighten up her belt. Remember that the really big bottles of beer are best business deal and you get a better buzz from Colt 45. That just leaves the smokies. I hate to even bring it up but your merely gonna have to be a little bit flexible about your brand loyalty. They ain't gonna stop by you in the cancer ward so why be loyal to them? Smoke whatever is the cheapest! Finally, I been schooling my little ones the finer art of shoplifting. Li'l Schmecky really has a knack for six years old! I'm thinking of apprenticing him to the Puerto Rican gang to swot how to steal cars. Well, hope this helps and if you ever get up to New York, give us a call for!
Yours in Jesus,
Schmecky
LOL...
You are an idiot, I think your children get their complaining from you because that whole thing you wrote was nil but complaining. Obviously if your that bad off you shouldn't even be worrying about beet and cigarettes you should be worrying more or less making sure that you are taking care of your kids the best way possible and if you were they would know that. If you are throwing you not own beer and other things in their face because you couldn't get a errand to support them that's not their fault and that's probably way their complaining. You need to thieve a look at how your being and then maybe you'll see why your children are acting close to they are. Source(s): Married & mother of 2.
You've outdone yourself again!
How sad there are STILL so many who don't capture the joke--
they are the trolls and Y/A thought police of the future. And they probably vote, as well.
Dear Lesbo,
You don't say how frail your kids are, but if the ingrates are old enough to complain, they're old ample to work. Trust me, after a week of 12 to 14 hour days they are going to appreciate the weekend time at home cleaning up the beer cans and cigarette butts. Once you give them their 10% of the money they earned, they can be in motion out and have a great time. The extra money you keep can go for special things, approaching wine in a box. You didn't say if your kids were boys or girls, but the girls can also bring work at night doing, well, doing what girls do best. Who knows, they might even find a husband and you won't enjoy to worry about the little scamps any more. There are constant parts of town where the boys could work uh not saying anything, just you know, something to preserve in the back of your mind.
Your friend,
Papa
LOL Thanks for the smile :~)
I can't believe some relations actually take that serious?
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Things have gotten so difficult, and food stamps will not buy beer and cigarettes, but do my kids understand this? Hell, no! They give the impression of being to think I can just walk outside and pick dollar bills bad of the El Camino I have up on cinder blocks in the front yard. I tried to train them good money management, by showing them how little cash one in actual fact receives from trading in food stamps for currency with Fast Johnny, as powerfully as how little is left over of that money after the Budweiser and Marlboros have been bought, but they freshly don't get it! Why is it so difficult for them to see how far those few measly dollars have to stretch to make it through to subsequent month?
Sure, it is easy for them to see their glamorous friends, the ones who have hot meals and no duct cartridge patching their clothes, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't appreciate the things they DO have. I say, if governing body cheese was good enough for me put a bet on in the 70s, it's good enough for them! Isn't it adequate to show I love them by having their initials tattooed on my back? A mother's love always go unrewarded, it seems.
At any rate, what are some ways I can cut corners, and provide a little more in the mode of extras to keep my kids from griping so much? I already have signed parental consent for them to sell plasma, and I hold told them about the free juice and donuts they will receive at the donation center, after they turn over the money to me, so I am wracking my brains trying to come up with some more fun goings-on for them. My years at the Sorbonne, earning my masters degree in flour and brackish dough sculpture, did not prepare me for how damn needy this pack of brats is! What else can I do to keep my kids happy and survive these difficult times, until the cutback picks back up again, or I have another kid I can get welfare for?
This particularly rare appearance has been brought to you courtesy of The Lesbomatic.
HI there...WHERE have you be.?
Yeah know,
yesterday I heard they were stopping the
selling of plasma...NO more "blood drives"...I am kinda surprised myself..
I've had that Gov. cheese until that time...its NOT that
bad...cough, GAG.
Sorry I ruined your day sweet-ums.!!
You need to teach the ungrateful brats the art of prayerful. If they are cute enough they will bring in lots of money.
Then yo keep 3/4ths ot the money and consent to them have the rest to buy clothes without duct tape.
ahahahahahahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I would love to see your sculptures one day!
Too bad they do not hold paper food stamps anymore, remember sending the kids in with a dollar food stamp to buy a 25cent pack of gum to grasp the 75cent change to buy smokes? lmao. They get to keep partially the gum so what do they have to complain about? hahaha
LOL..thats awesome.
Well first off if you are impossible off you shouldnt be even thinking about buying beer!! What the heck! Be grateful you get food stamps t buy FOOD to hold u from going hungry, teach them to apreciate wha they get when they cannot do anything, and if they are old plenty to want beer and cigs then put their buts out looking for a job!!
Welfare gives u clothe voucher aswell, use it! U can jump to flea markets and yard sales and procure a ton of clothes for what u are paying internet service for, sounds like u are streatching it
Give them some of that beer and let them smoke the cigs...it will keep their mind bad of it
ROFL.pimp yourself out gf.
Haha. Um. You have too much time on your hand to make this whole thing up. It's not even honourable.
Let ear wax accumulate contained by your ears. It will reduce your kids' griping.
Will you marry me?
Answers: the answer is simple... market your children of course...
Doncha know I feel ya GF. Things is tough up here in NY too so I have well-read a few tips that I will share with you. First of all, I know you like to f*ck and that's fine, I'm not judge you like all of them others. But if you're gonna do it anyway, why not get salaried for it? I have a string of facelifted old ladies on the upper east side of Manhattan that I service and it's good money and they are so grateful. Second, you are mistaken when you right to be heard that you cant' buy beer and smokes with your benefits. Try an Arab grocer who never rings anything up in his register. He's the one to go for. I even use my benefits to buy lottery tickets! And when it comes to vice. I know you have your standards but there are times when even the Queen of England has to tighten up her belt. Remember that the really big bottles of beer are best business deal and you get a better buzz from Colt 45. That just leaves the smokies. I hate to even bring it up but your merely gonna have to be a little bit flexible about your brand loyalty. They ain't gonna stop by you in the cancer ward so why be loyal to them? Smoke whatever is the cheapest! Finally, I been schooling my little ones the finer art of shoplifting. Li'l Schmecky really has a knack for six years old! I'm thinking of apprenticing him to the Puerto Rican gang to swot how to steal cars. Well, hope this helps and if you ever get up to New York, give us a call for!
Yours in Jesus,
Schmecky
LOL...
You are an idiot, I think your children get their complaining from you because that whole thing you wrote was nil but complaining. Obviously if your that bad off you shouldn't even be worrying about beet and cigarettes you should be worrying more or less making sure that you are taking care of your kids the best way possible and if you were they would know that. If you are throwing you not own beer and other things in their face because you couldn't get a errand to support them that's not their fault and that's probably way their complaining. You need to thieve a look at how your being and then maybe you'll see why your children are acting close to they are. Source(s): Married & mother of 2.
You've outdone yourself again!
How sad there are STILL so many who don't capture the joke--
they are the trolls and Y/A thought police of the future. And they probably vote, as well.
Dear Lesbo,
You don't say how frail your kids are, but if the ingrates are old enough to complain, they're old ample to work. Trust me, after a week of 12 to 14 hour days they are going to appreciate the weekend time at home cleaning up the beer cans and cigarette butts. Once you give them their 10% of the money they earned, they can be in motion out and have a great time. The extra money you keep can go for special things, approaching wine in a box. You didn't say if your kids were boys or girls, but the girls can also bring work at night doing, well, doing what girls do best. Who knows, they might even find a husband and you won't enjoy to worry about the little scamps any more. There are constant parts of town where the boys could work uh not saying anything, just you know, something to preserve in the back of your mind.
Your friend,
Papa
LOL Thanks for the smile :~)
I can't believe some relations actually take that serious?
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