What would you do if you hear your child sing this song:?

Miss Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Mary went glory
The steamboat went to.

Hello operator
Give me number 9
If you disconnect me
I'll cut off your...

Behind the refrigerator
Was a piece of chalice
Miss Mary sat upon it
And cut her little.

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are contained by the bathroom
Zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow
Bees are in the park
Miss Mary and her boyfriend
Are kissing surrounded by the..

D*A*R*K. D*A*R*K. D*A*R*K..
Dark, dark, dark, dark.

Dark is resembling a movie
A movie is like a show
And if you will ask me
That is all I know!
I would find that quite humourous actually.and depending on the age then the kid have a good memory
How old is the child? If the child is 3 to 5, I'd ignore it; you'll create a much bigger problem by letting the child know the song produces a reaction from you.

If the child is 6 or 7, I'd hold a quiet talk about songs we sing for others and songs we a moment ago sing when we're alone... for ourselves.

If the child is 8 to 13, I'd have a talk about what constitutes "well-mannered taste " and "good judgment." People similar to being around other people who have "worthy taste" and "good judgment." People don't like self around people who use potty humor, or sing songs that make them uncomfortable.
Laugh...didn't we all sing this as kids?
I used to sing that all the time.
I thought I be cool because I was "almost cussing".
And the answer to your question is absolutely zilch.
It's not a big deal. I don't think anyway.
i used to sing that song when i be little, no one said anything to me, haven't thought about that song for almost 15 years.
i would think, hey..we used to do like the "chinese restaurant" when we were little! I don't have an idea that i'd do anything. Kids will be kids.
Honestly it depends on how old my kids are when they sing it I sing it when I was a kid in the 80's so this song has be around forever.
Hehe i would laugh. No real wound :)
Answers:    I would laugh and later teach them the version of it I used to sing in elementary academy.
(which is almost exactly the same thing.. just a few different words)

...certainly there was another verse we added on too:
after you read out "That is all I know" you go on to say
"I know I know my mother, I know I know my Paw, but do you know my sister wear an 82 inch bra!" LOL Source(s): mother of three

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