You know you are a mother when...?
you show up to work this morning and find two pacifiers in your scrub pocket..
what are your "you know your a mother when..."
when i wake up to the sounds of my baby making little noise cause shes ready to breastfeed in the morning, im tired but i wouldnt trade it for anything..
You know you are a mother when...you use your pants as a napkin and continue to wear duplicate un-washed pair 3 days in a row and not care. Ah, I remember the days of getting something of my hand and wiping it on a napkin. Now I don't have the time or motivation to get one. OR, if I do wipe them on something it is inevitably a kid wipe. I constantly smell like baby wipes. When I be younger I used to know all the ladies in my church that always have baby wipes on them. They were the ones you run to when you had a mess. Now, I am that lady...I am NEVER without wipe...they are my lifeline!
. when you cup your hand to catch spit up.
. when the white stain isn't tooth paste or deodorant, but you dont want to know what it is.
.when you stay awake just to see someone sleep.
When your friends can smell the sour milk on you and you cannot, LOL.
Take a look in the mirror and see that you have no make-up on and your coat is a mess and don't care.
When you accidentally grab your diaper bag instead of your purse.
When you go in swimming your child and dress them up to go to the store and you're still in your pajamas!
you go to use the restroom and find a toy in the toilet!
Edit:
You read all these and say aloud omg I do that!
you are "congratulating" your baby for having a angelic burp or poop (embarrassing lol)
you refer to yourself and your partner as mommy and daddy, even out in public (which can also be quite embarrassing, especially when the little one isn't there haha)
you find a random diaper in your purse (I did this morning, and a toy)
you've been peed on, pooped on, puked on and maintain on going
you go to kiss your husband/SO goodnight and say "ok give me a kiss night nights" (I did this tonight by mistake and got laughed at bigtime)
you feel resembling any amount of sleep is never enough
you catch yourself saying sugar instead of shi*t
you chitchat in the third person saying "mama" when speaking to the babe
Your egotism is covered with baby supplies, and you sit on Y!A for countless minutes when you have to bear a shower thinking the baby might wake up any second.. But they never do.. And you never get a shower.. lol
..you know the words to spongebob, dora, wonder pets, and the backyardagains and cant get them out of your skipper.
...refer to your parents as grandma and papa
...forget the diaper bag...or something in it
...look in the hindmost seat to make sure the baby is sleeping
...when cleaning up dinner you dont mind the mushy stuff vanished over on the high chair
...you find yourself saying things you never thought you would utter..ex: Abby, we dont drink the toilet water... GET THAT BATTERY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!...and the latest.. Abby, come on, dont throw your shoe at the stranger, thats not nice! haha
...you find yourself asking your baby /toddler if they can voice things,. Source(s): being the mommy of 2...Abigail-15 months Cady-7 weeks
You know your a mother when you ask your daughter AND accidentally ask your husband if they enjoy to go pee pee before you leave the house.
Answers: you know all the words to Elmo's World! and you can read 'You Are My I Love You' over and over each sunshine and not get tired of it! :-)
When I go to gain my eyebrows done and my waxing lady says to me thats I smell resembling baby haha x
you realize you're chitchat to your daughter about the poop in her pants within very public places.
When you go out to buy a bigger purse & start carrying Pici's, Diapers & Baby toys in your new purse
You go to work and start baby chitchat.
OK ... happens to fathers too lol
...using the bathroom alone is a luxury.
I know I was a mother when I would find myself swaying from side to side at work, or church, without even realizing it - resembling I was cooing my daughter when she was an infant!
your still rocking the rocker when your only child is asleep in your arms lol god i discern dumb
you show up for work with baby sick down ur top lol... or u other carry around a spare nappy and some baby wipes contained by your handbag..
..you find a vacuum cleaner attachment and a wooden spoon in your bathroom sink and you don't even bat an eye!
you walk around all year with spit-up on your shoulder and never know it till hubby points it out that evening.
I found a pacifier down my shirt ..and went to church near spit up on my shoulder..very attractive lol
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what are your "you know your a mother when..."
when i wake up to the sounds of my baby making little noise cause shes ready to breastfeed in the morning, im tired but i wouldnt trade it for anything..
You know you are a mother when...you use your pants as a napkin and continue to wear duplicate un-washed pair 3 days in a row and not care. Ah, I remember the days of getting something of my hand and wiping it on a napkin. Now I don't have the time or motivation to get one. OR, if I do wipe them on something it is inevitably a kid wipe. I constantly smell like baby wipes. When I be younger I used to know all the ladies in my church that always have baby wipes on them. They were the ones you run to when you had a mess. Now, I am that lady...I am NEVER without wipe...they are my lifeline!
. when you cup your hand to catch spit up.
. when the white stain isn't tooth paste or deodorant, but you dont want to know what it is.
.when you stay awake just to see someone sleep.
When your friends can smell the sour milk on you and you cannot, LOL.
Take a look in the mirror and see that you have no make-up on and your coat is a mess and don't care.
When you accidentally grab your diaper bag instead of your purse.
When you go in swimming your child and dress them up to go to the store and you're still in your pajamas!
you go to use the restroom and find a toy in the toilet!
Edit:
You read all these and say aloud omg I do that!
you are "congratulating" your baby for having a angelic burp or poop (embarrassing lol)
you refer to yourself and your partner as mommy and daddy, even out in public (which can also be quite embarrassing, especially when the little one isn't there haha)
you find a random diaper in your purse (I did this morning, and a toy)
you've been peed on, pooped on, puked on and maintain on going
you go to kiss your husband/SO goodnight and say "ok give me a kiss night nights" (I did this tonight by mistake and got laughed at bigtime)
you feel resembling any amount of sleep is never enough
you catch yourself saying sugar instead of shi*t
you chitchat in the third person saying "mama" when speaking to the babe
Your egotism is covered with baby supplies, and you sit on Y!A for countless minutes when you have to bear a shower thinking the baby might wake up any second.. But they never do.. And you never get a shower.. lol
..you know the words to spongebob, dora, wonder pets, and the backyardagains and cant get them out of your skipper.
...refer to your parents as grandma and papa
...forget the diaper bag...or something in it
...look in the hindmost seat to make sure the baby is sleeping
...when cleaning up dinner you dont mind the mushy stuff vanished over on the high chair
...you find yourself saying things you never thought you would utter..ex: Abby, we dont drink the toilet water... GET THAT BATTERY OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!...and the latest.. Abby, come on, dont throw your shoe at the stranger, thats not nice! haha
...you find yourself asking your baby /toddler if they can voice things,. Source(s): being the mommy of 2...Abigail-15 months Cady-7 weeks
You know your a mother when you ask your daughter AND accidentally ask your husband if they enjoy to go pee pee before you leave the house.
Answers: you know all the words to Elmo's World! and you can read 'You Are My I Love You' over and over each sunshine and not get tired of it! :-)
When I go to gain my eyebrows done and my waxing lady says to me thats I smell resembling baby haha x
you realize you're chitchat to your daughter about the poop in her pants within very public places.
When you go out to buy a bigger purse & start carrying Pici's, Diapers & Baby toys in your new purse
You go to work and start baby chitchat.
OK ... happens to fathers too lol
...using the bathroom alone is a luxury.
I know I was a mother when I would find myself swaying from side to side at work, or church, without even realizing it - resembling I was cooing my daughter when she was an infant!
your still rocking the rocker when your only child is asleep in your arms lol god i discern dumb
you show up for work with baby sick down ur top lol... or u other carry around a spare nappy and some baby wipes contained by your handbag..
..you find a vacuum cleaner attachment and a wooden spoon in your bathroom sink and you don't even bat an eye!
you walk around all year with spit-up on your shoulder and never know it till hubby points it out that evening.
I found a pacifier down my shirt ..and went to church near spit up on my shoulder..very attractive lol
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