You know you are a mother when..?
This is a game I thought of!
List all the funny things that makes you know you are a mother! List something like 3 each!
1) You know you are a mother when only one leg is shaved!
2) A deep conditioning is running out of the tub when the baby cries
3) Mum/Mom becomes the most annoying word on the planet!
Question: What did your child/baby have for their dinner?
My daughter have bangers, mash and beans, then ate some of mine and smeared tomato sauce all over the wall!
You know your a mother when:
1) You laugh at the reality that the dog ate the explosive poop that shot out from the diaper onto the floor - one less thing to clean up!
2) You do 3 or more loads of laundry a light of day.
3) You don't even blink when 3 ounces of digested breast milk spews out onto your clean/brand new shirt! Bound to happen some time.
You know your a mother when you finally get a night out and you sit here ringing up the babysitter every half an hour to make sure the baby have settled and the other boys in bed!!
You also know your a mother when you dont have time to put your make up on til nearly 1 oclock in the afternoon.
And when you notice everything breakable is actually broke and you enjoy to start putting shelves everywhere to keep EVERYTHING out of reach haha.
My Youngest boy had his milk for tea and for a moment bit of cow and gate baby food (hes 7 months old) and my eldest (nearly 2) had pulp, pea's, chicken and gravy!! (he got it everywhere, i spent the next half an hour scrub the carpets!!) xx
1. when have a cup of tea whilst reading the newspaper is a distant memory.
2. When you have dribble and snot all down your top and you still wear it to turn get the milk lol
3. When your little one has been an entire nightmare all day then you steal a look at them asleep at bedtime and all is forgiven
My son ate pasta and so did the dogs because most landed on the floor, who needs to mop!!
When you find peed or pooped on and it doesn't phase you just strip,bathe and do it all over again,
when wake up in the middle night is just the everyday and when he/she or they don't wake up your body automatically wakes you up,
When you take what looks resembling your house with you when you leave the house
When you check him/her or there breathing more than a thousand times a hours of daylight
When your checking him/her or there foreheads all day
When wipe noses are just a routine
When reading becomes a treat
When you look on the floor at darkness when everyone is asleep but you still have the engry to pick them all up knowing in a few hours they will be here again
When you need clothes or something but you "accidentally" walk by the baby/toy section and resolve him/her or them need that toy more than you need something else
when you have another "surrounded by case" bag in the trunk
Answers: you know you are a mum when the kids stir very quiet and you think what are they up to very soon,
you tidy up and 5 Min's later the place is a mess again,
you speak to your self all the time
oh also you find out there is a mister nobody that lives surrounded by the house as well, because what ever happens nobody did it.
we had curry Source(s): mum to 2 15 year olds, 1 10 year frail, and a 7 month old :)
You know you're a mother when
#1 you talk roughly speaking poop like you're discussing the latest fashions
#2 you are oblivious of the certainty that you have strained spinach behind your ear.
#3 you haven't used the restroom alone or without the child monitor in years.
We haven't had dinner yet. :)
You cant jump to the bathroom alone.
You can talk on the phone with a baby on your hip and cook hamburger PA at the same time.
When you do get a break you dont even know what to do with yourself and deliberate ( are the kids ok) the whole time! Source(s): mom to 3
You know you are a mother.
1) When near is more baby related stuff in your purse than your own
2) You make conversation about poop openly
3) Your backseat is filled next to toys
4) You check toys for noise levels and off switches past buying them
-------
We haven't had dinner here yet but he's having mac & cheese next to hotdogs, some peaches, and probably carrots.
1) When your clothes other have spit up on them and you don't care anymore.
2) When you wipe someone else's butt at least once a time.
3) When you consider it a luxury to go to the bathroom without someone peaking underneath the door or crying.
We haven't had dinner yet. My baby have vienna sausages, cheerios, and juice for lunch and my 5 year-old had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a pickle (the pickle was his idea).
You know you are a mother when:
Your covered in vomit and it doesn't even phase you.
You have NO IDEA what happens on TV shows anymore.
You haven't see a movie to the end in weeks, months or even years.
You can't remember the last time you ate a reheat meal.
You clean out your closet and wonder how you EVER fit into those clothes.
1) You cup your hands to catch vomit.
2) You step out in public covered in said vomit, and not really care *too* much.
3) You carry so much joy out of the small person who can light up your hours of daylight with a smile.
My daughter had breastmilk. Though earlier today she tried sweet potatoes!
1. You know your a mother when you have stains on your clothes and didn't even identify!
2. You know your a mother when you go into a store and head straight for the baby department
3. You know your a mother when you strictness less about what you look like when you travel out and about. You go out in your PJs!
You know you're a mother when sniffing someone's bum to check clean-ness is perfectly adequate
You know you're a mother when you wouldn't consider leaving the house without a pack of wet wipe, lifesavers!
You know you're a mother when showering at 12.30 instead of 4pm is an achievement
And you know you're a mother when you're out on your own and feel like a part of the pack of you is missing!
For dinner tonight we all had potato croquettes and chicken, yum!
You know you're a mom when you manage your hand out...to catch throw up.
...when you're really happy to see a poopy diaper
...when someone comes over, the house is a wreck...and you're cool near it.
*kids haven't had dinner, but we're having chicken, asparagus, and mashed potatoes.
1) You know you are a mother when, you have baby spoons, binky and clips surrounded by your purse.
2)You know you are mother when, your back seat is soo messy that you don't bother cleaning.
3)You know you are a mother when, all you can mull over of if you have enough diapers and wipes and attain excited to buy them.
She didn't have dinner yet. We usually have dinner around 7.
1) When your house, the back seat of your coup¨¦, and any other relatively flat surface looks like a toy bomb exploded on it.
2) The diaper bag IS your purse.
3) You have no thought what you ever did before you had children - they're the light of your enthusiasm!
We had spaghetti tonight!
There's usually a baby attached to your boob, even when you are on the pot pooing.
What did my tot have for dinner? Me. Lol.
My three year old, turkey, bread, a couple of bananas, and some cheese.
If my wife is sleeping i can push her and shake her and she wont rouse up. However if my son, makes the slightest peep or moves around "too much" my wife is instantly awake.
What are bangers?
Hmmm.lets see.I'm pregnant with number two, and I enjoy a four and a half year old..I guess you know you're a mother when:
1: You're so tired you end up putting your kids shoe on the wrong foot!
2: When you walk to bed hearing the word "mom...mom...mom"
3: When your kid only needs you when you're on the phone!
LOL
My son have balogna and cheese and (no bread as he puts it) and peaches for dinner.
You know your a mother when you and your SO go on a date and you find yourself adjectives his meal into itty bitty pieces.
Its only 320 here. He hasnt eaten dinner nonetheless :) we are having pork chop and mashed potatoes for dinner though.
Related Questions:
My 9 month dated tot have a really fruitless cough backing!?
Why can't a kid lower than 6 months wear sunblock?
Cute Boy Nursery theme for Cheap?
List all the funny things that makes you know you are a mother! List something like 3 each!
1) You know you are a mother when only one leg is shaved!
2) A deep conditioning is running out of the tub when the baby cries
3) Mum/Mom becomes the most annoying word on the planet!
Question: What did your child/baby have for their dinner?
My daughter have bangers, mash and beans, then ate some of mine and smeared tomato sauce all over the wall!
You know your a mother when:
1) You laugh at the reality that the dog ate the explosive poop that shot out from the diaper onto the floor - one less thing to clean up!
2) You do 3 or more loads of laundry a light of day.
3) You don't even blink when 3 ounces of digested breast milk spews out onto your clean/brand new shirt! Bound to happen some time.
You know your a mother when you finally get a night out and you sit here ringing up the babysitter every half an hour to make sure the baby have settled and the other boys in bed!!
You also know your a mother when you dont have time to put your make up on til nearly 1 oclock in the afternoon.
And when you notice everything breakable is actually broke and you enjoy to start putting shelves everywhere to keep EVERYTHING out of reach haha.
My Youngest boy had his milk for tea and for a moment bit of cow and gate baby food (hes 7 months old) and my eldest (nearly 2) had pulp, pea's, chicken and gravy!! (he got it everywhere, i spent the next half an hour scrub the carpets!!) xx
1. when have a cup of tea whilst reading the newspaper is a distant memory.
2. When you have dribble and snot all down your top and you still wear it to turn get the milk lol
3. When your little one has been an entire nightmare all day then you steal a look at them asleep at bedtime and all is forgiven
My son ate pasta and so did the dogs because most landed on the floor, who needs to mop!!
When you find peed or pooped on and it doesn't phase you just strip,bathe and do it all over again,
when wake up in the middle night is just the everyday and when he/she or they don't wake up your body automatically wakes you up,
When you take what looks resembling your house with you when you leave the house
When you check him/her or there breathing more than a thousand times a hours of daylight
When your checking him/her or there foreheads all day
When wipe noses are just a routine
When reading becomes a treat
When you look on the floor at darkness when everyone is asleep but you still have the engry to pick them all up knowing in a few hours they will be here again
When you need clothes or something but you "accidentally" walk by the baby/toy section and resolve him/her or them need that toy more than you need something else
when you have another "surrounded by case" bag in the trunk
Answers: you know you are a mum when the kids stir very quiet and you think what are they up to very soon,
you tidy up and 5 Min's later the place is a mess again,
you speak to your self all the time
oh also you find out there is a mister nobody that lives surrounded by the house as well, because what ever happens nobody did it.
we had curry Source(s): mum to 2 15 year olds, 1 10 year frail, and a 7 month old :)
You know you're a mother when
#1 you talk roughly speaking poop like you're discussing the latest fashions
#2 you are oblivious of the certainty that you have strained spinach behind your ear.
#3 you haven't used the restroom alone or without the child monitor in years.
We haven't had dinner yet. :)
You cant jump to the bathroom alone.
You can talk on the phone with a baby on your hip and cook hamburger PA at the same time.
When you do get a break you dont even know what to do with yourself and deliberate ( are the kids ok) the whole time! Source(s): mom to 3
You know you are a mother.
1) When near is more baby related stuff in your purse than your own
2) You make conversation about poop openly
3) Your backseat is filled next to toys
4) You check toys for noise levels and off switches past buying them
-------
We haven't had dinner here yet but he's having mac & cheese next to hotdogs, some peaches, and probably carrots.
1) When your clothes other have spit up on them and you don't care anymore.
2) When you wipe someone else's butt at least once a time.
3) When you consider it a luxury to go to the bathroom without someone peaking underneath the door or crying.
We haven't had dinner yet. My baby have vienna sausages, cheerios, and juice for lunch and my 5 year-old had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a pickle (the pickle was his idea).
You know you are a mother when:
Your covered in vomit and it doesn't even phase you.
You have NO IDEA what happens on TV shows anymore.
You haven't see a movie to the end in weeks, months or even years.
You can't remember the last time you ate a reheat meal.
You clean out your closet and wonder how you EVER fit into those clothes.
1) You cup your hands to catch vomit.
2) You step out in public covered in said vomit, and not really care *too* much.
3) You carry so much joy out of the small person who can light up your hours of daylight with a smile.
My daughter had breastmilk. Though earlier today she tried sweet potatoes!
1. You know your a mother when you have stains on your clothes and didn't even identify!
2. You know your a mother when you go into a store and head straight for the baby department
3. You know your a mother when you strictness less about what you look like when you travel out and about. You go out in your PJs!
You know you're a mother when sniffing someone's bum to check clean-ness is perfectly adequate
You know you're a mother when you wouldn't consider leaving the house without a pack of wet wipe, lifesavers!
You know you're a mother when showering at 12.30 instead of 4pm is an achievement
And you know you're a mother when you're out on your own and feel like a part of the pack of you is missing!
For dinner tonight we all had potato croquettes and chicken, yum!
You know you're a mom when you manage your hand out...to catch throw up.
...when you're really happy to see a poopy diaper
...when someone comes over, the house is a wreck...and you're cool near it.
*kids haven't had dinner, but we're having chicken, asparagus, and mashed potatoes.
1) You know you are a mother when, you have baby spoons, binky and clips surrounded by your purse.
2)You know you are mother when, your back seat is soo messy that you don't bother cleaning.
3)You know you are a mother when, all you can mull over of if you have enough diapers and wipes and attain excited to buy them.
She didn't have dinner yet. We usually have dinner around 7.
1) When your house, the back seat of your coup¨¦, and any other relatively flat surface looks like a toy bomb exploded on it.
2) The diaper bag IS your purse.
3) You have no thought what you ever did before you had children - they're the light of your enthusiasm!
We had spaghetti tonight!
There's usually a baby attached to your boob, even when you are on the pot pooing.
What did my tot have for dinner? Me. Lol.
My three year old, turkey, bread, a couple of bananas, and some cheese.
If my wife is sleeping i can push her and shake her and she wont rouse up. However if my son, makes the slightest peep or moves around "too much" my wife is instantly awake.
What are bangers?
Hmmm.lets see.I'm pregnant with number two, and I enjoy a four and a half year old..I guess you know you're a mother when:
1: You're so tired you end up putting your kids shoe on the wrong foot!
2: When you walk to bed hearing the word "mom...mom...mom"
3: When your kid only needs you when you're on the phone!
LOL
My son have balogna and cheese and (no bread as he puts it) and peaches for dinner.
You know your a mother when you and your SO go on a date and you find yourself adjectives his meal into itty bitty pieces.
Its only 320 here. He hasnt eaten dinner nonetheless :) we are having pork chop and mashed potatoes for dinner though.
Related Questions: