What's something funny that.?
Your
Son
Daughter
Brother
Sister
said recently? It can be embarrassing ironic. the list go on.
Today we were eating lunch and my brother says
Hey come look at my big pickle
Then a girl say Can i please have i bite of your pickle?
I thought it ironic. Immature me. Well, The field is open. Have at it!
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Society and culture> Holidays> halloween
the first answer
is a LIE
i saw it on FML.com haha yes im that obsessed.
but i did go to a store and this little girl screamed at this antiquated man "STOP STARING AT ME"
and the whole place like got silent
it be funny
the other day i was making cookies for my brother and his wife since it was their one year anniversary and they a short time ago moved into their first house. as i was taking them out of the oven 3 of my little brothers were bothering me asking for some. i told them that when they get married and buy a house psyche make some for them too. right after i said that one of my brothers got on his knees, faced my other brother and said "justin will you marry me." they are 9 8 and 7. i thought it be funny
Brother: What's Obama's last name?
and he also said to me "Why do you wear a bra? You don't own anything to put in it!" I said "Well you wear underwaer don't you?" haha he didn't say anything.. and I was approaching "EXACTLY!"
I have something similar
We are the luch table and we were talking roughly speaking our SexEd class that we jus had so we were mainly discussion bout d*cks and for lunch we had hotdogs and eggroll and i came to the luch table wit the hotdog and we all started laughing LOL i know its emergent and nasty but dats y i luv my friends Source(s): To the girl above me dat was so hilarious
my brother asked me if his virgin mobile cell phone be a bell cell phone :\
i thought it was comical.
I be watching of my little brothers today and my son and fionce were having daddy son day so they weren't beside us and we went for a walk and one of my brothers looked at my belly (i'm almos months pregnant) and he said "oh my goodness why did you devour Braylon!" haha i thought it was so funny
My brother (8) be upset that my dad took me (14) to Puerto Rico and not him (he could only pick one child). When we got back my neighbors asked me "What did you do this time off?" and I said "I went to Puerto Rico" and out of nowhere my brother says "WELL I WENT TO PATSY'S PIZZARIA!"
it was HYSTERICAL!
haha no, but i once saw a girl and her mom at a store and her mom was buying this fan and it didnt fit in the backpack and the girl goes "it wont fit in" and the mom goes "thats what she said!!" haah it was a hoot.
My brother took his newSon&newBabyMomma to my neices party Where her momma Was pissed. The funny part to me is the oldBabyMomma no longer has a saloon the new one has a nice ride... And my Bro drove through the party nouns in newBabyMomma car to pick me, her, and theJr up... Really that is awful but I thought it be Awesome...
My friend who is a guy said this to another one of my guy friends:
"Lets wear matching sweaters in an enchanted forest and not come support until we find a rainbow."
lol, he wasnt being serious, he was jk
Answers: My sister...(6)
"I own to be six for a lot of years."
"What is chicken made out of?"
Someone asked what drinks they have (alcohol wise) and the waitress said, 'we only hold beer and wine.' My sister said, "I want a beer!"
"How do you take a ride on a disco stick?"
"Underwear that shows your butt checks is inapporiate."
My friend...
"Barney is a girl, she's just big boned and has a speach problem."
My other friend.
I told her I made $7.50 an hour and she said she make $8 an hour and I said, 'you make 50 cents more than me' and she actually argued with me that she made 10 cents more than me, not 50.
"Would Jesus want you to buy a trial phone?"
"How much is money?"
lol@suggested category
Mine is when my dad said Ah boy im so tired but im not tired but im so tired that i want to stay awake i was like o.O
We were chitchat about going to Cold Stone Creamery, and my sister was like, "Ew, isn't that where on earth they burn dead bodies?" Like a crematory.
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Son
Daughter
Brother
Sister
said recently? It can be embarrassing ironic. the list go on.
Today we were eating lunch and my brother says
Hey come look at my big pickle
Then a girl say Can i please have i bite of your pickle?
I thought it ironic. Immature me. Well, The field is open. Have at it!
Suggested Category
Society and culture> Holidays> halloween
the first answer
is a LIE
i saw it on FML.com haha yes im that obsessed.
but i did go to a store and this little girl screamed at this antiquated man "STOP STARING AT ME"
and the whole place like got silent
it be funny
the other day i was making cookies for my brother and his wife since it was their one year anniversary and they a short time ago moved into their first house. as i was taking them out of the oven 3 of my little brothers were bothering me asking for some. i told them that when they get married and buy a house psyche make some for them too. right after i said that one of my brothers got on his knees, faced my other brother and said "justin will you marry me." they are 9 8 and 7. i thought it be funny
Brother: What's Obama's last name?
and he also said to me "Why do you wear a bra? You don't own anything to put in it!" I said "Well you wear underwaer don't you?" haha he didn't say anything.. and I was approaching "EXACTLY!"
I have something similar
We are the luch table and we were talking roughly speaking our SexEd class that we jus had so we were mainly discussion bout d*cks and for lunch we had hotdogs and eggroll and i came to the luch table wit the hotdog and we all started laughing LOL i know its emergent and nasty but dats y i luv my friends Source(s): To the girl above me dat was so hilarious
my brother asked me if his virgin mobile cell phone be a bell cell phone :\
i thought it was comical.
I be watching of my little brothers today and my son and fionce were having daddy son day so they weren't beside us and we went for a walk and one of my brothers looked at my belly (i'm almos months pregnant) and he said "oh my goodness why did you devour Braylon!" haha i thought it was so funny
My brother (8) be upset that my dad took me (14) to Puerto Rico and not him (he could only pick one child). When we got back my neighbors asked me "What did you do this time off?" and I said "I went to Puerto Rico" and out of nowhere my brother says "WELL I WENT TO PATSY'S PIZZARIA!"
it was HYSTERICAL!
haha no, but i once saw a girl and her mom at a store and her mom was buying this fan and it didnt fit in the backpack and the girl goes "it wont fit in" and the mom goes "thats what she said!!" haah it was a hoot.
My brother took his newSon&newBabyMomma to my neices party Where her momma Was pissed. The funny part to me is the oldBabyMomma no longer has a saloon the new one has a nice ride... And my Bro drove through the party nouns in newBabyMomma car to pick me, her, and theJr up... Really that is awful but I thought it be Awesome...
My friend who is a guy said this to another one of my guy friends:
"Lets wear matching sweaters in an enchanted forest and not come support until we find a rainbow."
lol, he wasnt being serious, he was jk
Answers: My sister...(6)
"I own to be six for a lot of years."
"What is chicken made out of?"
Someone asked what drinks they have (alcohol wise) and the waitress said, 'we only hold beer and wine.' My sister said, "I want a beer!"
"How do you take a ride on a disco stick?"
"Underwear that shows your butt checks is inapporiate."
My friend...
"Barney is a girl, she's just big boned and has a speach problem."
My other friend.
I told her I made $7.50 an hour and she said she make $8 an hour and I said, 'you make 50 cents more than me' and she actually argued with me that she made 10 cents more than me, not 50.
"Would Jesus want you to buy a trial phone?"
"How much is money?"
lol@suggested category
Mine is when my dad said Ah boy im so tired but im not tired but im so tired that i want to stay awake i was like o.O
We were chitchat about going to Cold Stone Creamery, and my sister was like, "Ew, isn't that where on earth they burn dead bodies?" Like a crematory.
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