Do you enjoy an degrading story from when you be little?
I think when we are young we do lots of things that we now look pay for on and blush about. Any interesting stories?
When I was seven my cousin came up beside the idea to "moon" all the cars that drove by my grandmas house. My grandma lived in a small town and stale a main road so basically everyone saw. My aunt drove by once on her way to town and saw. Then on her route home saw we were still out there so she pulled in the drive means of access and told my mom "Kelli, do you know what those little sh*t heads are doing out there!?" When my mom found out we had already gone and found something else to do so she a short time ago laughed. XD
When i was 5 me and this neighborhood boy would other "play around" and one day we thought it would be fantastic to copy our parents and get naked and do one another. Cause when we be little we spotted both of our parents having a four some(which looked great). and so we decided to try it out. and we ended up loving it, and afterwards we used to go take showers together and soon we started dressing up in costumes and making sex plays and next we made some sex toys for our pleasures. now i no this sounds wrong in soo many a range of ways...but it was soo much fun and im not embarrassed to share it
When I was 3, I decided to strip down and go outside to play contained by water, because it was hot.My Grandma was inside cooking lunch so she didn't know where on earth I was at. Anyway, so, here i am running around stark naked, and the meter reader pulls in the driveway! My Grandma said he come to the door to ask her if she knew I was out there lol
My sister's school bus would park in front of our house to pick her up. And whenever it would come, I would stand surrounded by the front window naked and wave good-bye to her. (Let's not forget, the general public on the bus were in middle school.) Everyday, I did that. And the front porthole is huge...so everyone saw me butt naked. At the time, I didn't realize it was such a big deal. I be in preschool (3 - 4 yrs old), so I didn't know any better. But at least I was flat, and didn't really own anything to flaunt around.
:)
I remember when i was in third class i was mad at my best friend so we started arguing. We had for a time audience starting to appear, and i just wanted to think of the best come rear legs possible. I think i told her she was stupid and we can never be friends. This happened during bay in the playground, so after i was done "telling her off" i turned around to stroll away and BAM!
i ran into a poll.
haha when i was little i be in the car with my dad, and i be...picking my nose haha...and i flicked it on the floor...haha...anyway and he yelled at me and my defense was "but daddy, they're so little! nobody's gonna see them!"
I be at the grocery store with my mom and my mom left and I was day-dreaming, I started following this woman who had the same things in her pushcart as my mom. I started to put things in the lady's basket and than she stared at me like I be crazy. My mom. She was laughing so hard.
when I was 5/6 or so I went into the kitchen near my sister once and we took all the rice in the big bag and made a trail similar to hansel and gretel down the apartment building hall. up and down the stairs too! my mother was so angry, lol!!
When I be 2, I was at the mall with my family circle and had just gotten over the chicken pox. I walked up to this teen girl near reallyy mad acne and said "Look mommy, she has chicken pox too!"
The poor girl walked away near tears in her eyes!
Oh yes. One day some girl come to preschool saying that she got a hug from Santa Claus when he came to her house. And me anyone so smart knew that Santa doesn't let anybody see him when he leaves presents. So since she was getting adjectives the attention I decided to tell everybody that I have met Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Nobody believed me so I go home and told my mom, then she explained to me that you can not meet a Cartoon character. I feel so stupid, and now I realize how funny and stupid it was that I believed cartoon empire were real, real adequate to tell the whole class I have met one. :)
when i was 4, i took swimming module at the YMCA. anyway my mom was late picking me up and everyone had departed. so i went 2 get my towel (mickey mouse) when i saw this huge woman take it. so i followed her aphorism excuse me you have my towel. but i had a little sqeaky voice so she didnt hear me. i be tugging on her but she didnt see me. so i followed her into the ladies locker room and stood in from of a crowd of 6 saying excuse me you have my towel and she be like no this is mine and i ran away crying. then i finally found my towel at the posterior of the pool. we had the same towel!
Answers: I was three. My sister was 17 and have her boyfriend over. I was in the hot tub. I had a short time ago gotten out. I ran into her room, i said. "Billy touch me I'm wet and nakie!" Lol. I can remember that so well. Lol.
Edit: To the first answerer that's what I did too. He's still my best friend though. We be actually talking about this the other year.
When I be like 5 I went to the zoo with my mom and my brother. We be making our way around the zoo and I saw some geese. The geese were walking around and I really wanted to pet one. When my mom be showing my brother something, I walked up to the geese to try to pet some. The geese ended up trying to attack me, they were chasing me and trying to bite me. It be scary then, but I just crow at that story now.
I have one more story, but its a story give or take a few my brother.
My brother was able to get out of his carseat by the time he be 2.5yrs old. One day my mom and brother were on at hand way to the supermarket. My brother got out of his carseat and was standing on it, looking out the backside window. (my mom didn't notice he was out of his seat) He started chitchat to himself, then he said, "Mommy, theres a police car behind us. Mommy, it have flashing lights." They ended up getting pulled over. Lol.
When i was 4 almost 5 my family circle went on vacation in Italy and we go to a restaurant with stray cats hanging around the courtyard. Ew, i know, i hate cats. Anyway i be standing up/kneeling and rocking in my chair. My mom told me to stop but as i was a 4 year infirm i continued to. My chair flipped backwards and i fell onto the table behind me. There was a nice childlike Italian couple and i spilled there bottle of red wine all over the woman's nice white purse. Every waiter came rushing over to switch the table setting and see if i was ok. The couple was so nice. Needless to say i be embarrassed. Funny thing is. I don't remember it at all. My mom told me a few years ago.
When i was 4, me my sister and my dad were in target, and my dad walk off without me knowing. so i had cut my finger and i be looking at it. Without knowing, i took some random strangers hand. I thought it was my dad so, minus looking up, i went "daddy, i got a paper cut...its bleeding..." afterwards from across the aisle, my dad was like "Savanna?" I looked at the stranger, then my dad, and i scream the loudest i ever had. I ran all the instrument through the store, to the entrance, and across the parking lot, and my dad chased me the whole way with my sister surrounded by one hand!! Can u picture a 3 year old doing that??!!
This is relatively embarrassing for me, but other people might not see it this way. I once stuck a pea up my snout (aged 4), and kept putting them up there. It took my mum and me 20 minutes to get it out of my nose, and my mum get paranoid that I'd stop breathing. All of this was in the middle of a busy cafe in Barbados. Now i.e. embarrassing.
omg impossible to tell apart thing that happened to little miss socialite, happened to me(followed slapdash lady thinking she was my mom). and the worst part is: the female looked nothing like my mother =S
Ahh my god, I was like to my mom when she picked me up from nursery, I LOVE JACK, I'm going to MARRYYY HIM, HESSS MY DREEEEEEAAAM and stuff similar to that, the embarrasing thing is, im still friends with him today , and my mom always repeats the story when he comes over ahhh cringe.
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When I was seven my cousin came up beside the idea to "moon" all the cars that drove by my grandmas house. My grandma lived in a small town and stale a main road so basically everyone saw. My aunt drove by once on her way to town and saw. Then on her route home saw we were still out there so she pulled in the drive means of access and told my mom "Kelli, do you know what those little sh*t heads are doing out there!?" When my mom found out we had already gone and found something else to do so she a short time ago laughed. XD
When i was 5 me and this neighborhood boy would other "play around" and one day we thought it would be fantastic to copy our parents and get naked and do one another. Cause when we be little we spotted both of our parents having a four some(which looked great). and so we decided to try it out. and we ended up loving it, and afterwards we used to go take showers together and soon we started dressing up in costumes and making sex plays and next we made some sex toys for our pleasures. now i no this sounds wrong in soo many a range of ways...but it was soo much fun and im not embarrassed to share it
When I was 3, I decided to strip down and go outside to play contained by water, because it was hot.My Grandma was inside cooking lunch so she didn't know where on earth I was at. Anyway, so, here i am running around stark naked, and the meter reader pulls in the driveway! My Grandma said he come to the door to ask her if she knew I was out there lol
My sister's school bus would park in front of our house to pick her up. And whenever it would come, I would stand surrounded by the front window naked and wave good-bye to her. (Let's not forget, the general public on the bus were in middle school.) Everyday, I did that. And the front porthole is huge...so everyone saw me butt naked. At the time, I didn't realize it was such a big deal. I be in preschool (3 - 4 yrs old), so I didn't know any better. But at least I was flat, and didn't really own anything to flaunt around.
:)
I remember when i was in third class i was mad at my best friend so we started arguing. We had for a time audience starting to appear, and i just wanted to think of the best come rear legs possible. I think i told her she was stupid and we can never be friends. This happened during bay in the playground, so after i was done "telling her off" i turned around to stroll away and BAM!
i ran into a poll.
haha when i was little i be in the car with my dad, and i be...picking my nose haha...and i flicked it on the floor...haha...anyway and he yelled at me and my defense was "but daddy, they're so little! nobody's gonna see them!"
I be at the grocery store with my mom and my mom left and I was day-dreaming, I started following this woman who had the same things in her pushcart as my mom. I started to put things in the lady's basket and than she stared at me like I be crazy. My mom. She was laughing so hard.
when I was 5/6 or so I went into the kitchen near my sister once and we took all the rice in the big bag and made a trail similar to hansel and gretel down the apartment building hall. up and down the stairs too! my mother was so angry, lol!!
When I be 2, I was at the mall with my family circle and had just gotten over the chicken pox. I walked up to this teen girl near reallyy mad acne and said "Look mommy, she has chicken pox too!"
The poor girl walked away near tears in her eyes!
Oh yes. One day some girl come to preschool saying that she got a hug from Santa Claus when he came to her house. And me anyone so smart knew that Santa doesn't let anybody see him when he leaves presents. So since she was getting adjectives the attention I decided to tell everybody that I have met Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Nobody believed me so I go home and told my mom, then she explained to me that you can not meet a Cartoon character. I feel so stupid, and now I realize how funny and stupid it was that I believed cartoon empire were real, real adequate to tell the whole class I have met one. :)
when i was 4, i took swimming module at the YMCA. anyway my mom was late picking me up and everyone had departed. so i went 2 get my towel (mickey mouse) when i saw this huge woman take it. so i followed her aphorism excuse me you have my towel. but i had a little sqeaky voice so she didnt hear me. i be tugging on her but she didnt see me. so i followed her into the ladies locker room and stood in from of a crowd of 6 saying excuse me you have my towel and she be like no this is mine and i ran away crying. then i finally found my towel at the posterior of the pool. we had the same towel!
Answers: I was three. My sister was 17 and have her boyfriend over. I was in the hot tub. I had a short time ago gotten out. I ran into her room, i said. "Billy touch me I'm wet and nakie!" Lol. I can remember that so well. Lol.
Edit: To the first answerer that's what I did too. He's still my best friend though. We be actually talking about this the other year.
When I be like 5 I went to the zoo with my mom and my brother. We be making our way around the zoo and I saw some geese. The geese were walking around and I really wanted to pet one. When my mom be showing my brother something, I walked up to the geese to try to pet some. The geese ended up trying to attack me, they were chasing me and trying to bite me. It be scary then, but I just crow at that story now.
I have one more story, but its a story give or take a few my brother.
My brother was able to get out of his carseat by the time he be 2.5yrs old. One day my mom and brother were on at hand way to the supermarket. My brother got out of his carseat and was standing on it, looking out the backside window. (my mom didn't notice he was out of his seat) He started chitchat to himself, then he said, "Mommy, theres a police car behind us. Mommy, it have flashing lights." They ended up getting pulled over. Lol.
When i was 4 almost 5 my family circle went on vacation in Italy and we go to a restaurant with stray cats hanging around the courtyard. Ew, i know, i hate cats. Anyway i be standing up/kneeling and rocking in my chair. My mom told me to stop but as i was a 4 year infirm i continued to. My chair flipped backwards and i fell onto the table behind me. There was a nice childlike Italian couple and i spilled there bottle of red wine all over the woman's nice white purse. Every waiter came rushing over to switch the table setting and see if i was ok. The couple was so nice. Needless to say i be embarrassed. Funny thing is. I don't remember it at all. My mom told me a few years ago.
When i was 4, me my sister and my dad were in target, and my dad walk off without me knowing. so i had cut my finger and i be looking at it. Without knowing, i took some random strangers hand. I thought it was my dad so, minus looking up, i went "daddy, i got a paper cut...its bleeding..." afterwards from across the aisle, my dad was like "Savanna?" I looked at the stranger, then my dad, and i scream the loudest i ever had. I ran all the instrument through the store, to the entrance, and across the parking lot, and my dad chased me the whole way with my sister surrounded by one hand!! Can u picture a 3 year old doing that??!!
This is relatively embarrassing for me, but other people might not see it this way. I once stuck a pea up my snout (aged 4), and kept putting them up there. It took my mum and me 20 minutes to get it out of my nose, and my mum get paranoid that I'd stop breathing. All of this was in the middle of a busy cafe in Barbados. Now i.e. embarrassing.
omg impossible to tell apart thing that happened to little miss socialite, happened to me(followed slapdash lady thinking she was my mom). and the worst part is: the female looked nothing like my mother =S
Ahh my god, I was like to my mom when she picked me up from nursery, I LOVE JACK, I'm going to MARRYYY HIM, HESSS MY DREEEEEEAAAM and stuff similar to that, the embarrasing thing is, im still friends with him today , and my mom always repeats the story when he comes over ahhh cringe.
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