How do I achieve sperm out of tresses?

I had an accident..

:/
Have your stupid lemur lick your spine...
ROFL i thought of the movie There's Something About Mary when i read your question..you can use it as hair gel AHAHAHAHAHA
wash your hair..
Shave your lead.
Answers:    How about you turn jump off a cliff. Then your hair will be the lowest possible of your problems =)
wash it
wash it.

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