Whats the biggest feign you've ever told?


Somebody asked why I had a black eye, and I said that I get hit my a golf club when I really didn't.. It was much worse.

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"Yes, I'm fine" when I was depressed, angry and melancholic, when I was cutting triangles and other shapes into my skin to know that I was alive, because I didn't surface it, and the pressure of life and everything about it was slowly pushing me to the snake, when I began drinking and smoking to hide my pain. That lie back almost killed me. Had I not lied throughout the last year, I probably wouldn't be as fxcked up as I am today.
When I told my ex I wasent Mad at him For what he had Done.
I hate lieing it makes me quality like so guilty :(
But honestly I think...

Making it seem resembling I'm a virgin, when talking to my mom..like making it seem resembling I've never had sex, when I'm actually not a virgin..
I'm 16 btw.

My mom and I are close, but somethings I keep soft.
"Yeah, I resembling you, too."
My friend and i told our parents that we were going to each others house for supper but we go across the city and got MAJOR lost and had no bus money. my dad had to pick us up. let just say going home sucked big
Answers:    "Of course not, i'd never lie to you."


I made a lie to cover up a lie.

:-(


I fealt bleak about it, but couldn't risk getting in trouble.
When my boyfriend dumped me he said "Are You Mad?" and I said "No" but I was so angry at him because the next day he hooked up beside my friend! Oh I was so mad!
"im not fat"
i Told This dude i loved him.

&& i regret every Thing i said that made him Feel special.
I told my parents that I was merely struggling with my eating disorder for 2 months when it was really on and stale for 2 years.
he's not hurting me, i promise. i just fell down the stairs.
well i slept over at my (at the time) boyfriends house, and said i was at my other friends (who is a girl) house.

my parents think because im at a guys house, i will hold sex with them
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"I don't love him anymore...what are you talking just about? I hate him, and I could care less if he died."
"Nothings wrong" when within was a bunch of s*** that was.
" yeah i'm over him , never been happier "
forget almost it. really. im fine.
"dont worry, you didnt hurt me, im fine"
I don't really lie but a couple years ago I did this fitness and fun class. I simply did it for the fun of it. We used to walk really far. On the way back, the one mentor and these 2 other girls took a shortcut back to the school. When everyone else, including me were sweating and probably surrounded by the same pain they were so it wasn't honourable. I said that they were fat and that's why they took the shortcut.

Well it got final to them and the teacher asked me if I said it.
I denied it.
Lol.
They believed me too.
I'm fine
"no matter what, everything is going to be ok"
i am not lying;

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