My dog ate my butane lighter. What should I do?

nice one, troll.

well luckily you are just joking, and probably aren't even antiquated enough to buy a lighter

because if your dog did eat butane, he's gonna die.

wat do u think!!take him to the bet U idiot

Fart,so you can blow up!

It seems pretty unappetizing. What the heck are you feeding him that he'd eat a lighter?? If this is not a banter I would highly recommend you take him to a vet immediately, or at tiniest call a vet. And don't be so careless with your dog subsequent time.

Take it to the vet. And hide that from your dog

Start digging the grave.
Laquesha.

squeeze him to see it fart fire! No but for real, run to a vet, that can't be good!

wait until he poops it out.

walk him to his grave so you dont inevitability to carry him

call your veterinarian or local emergency clinic and taking him within now. this can be really dangerous!

do not stand aft him if he farts.

Call the Vet or the poison control hotline surrounded by your area...now!

go to the vet.

Dance, It's the only option.

whatever you do, don't feathery a match.

take him to the vet right away