Dood! Help?!!?!!?!!?!!?
okay.. so dont laugh or anything, this is serious.
i cant poop.
what do i do?
Seriously?
If this is everyone's idea of a obedient troll then I am seriously cringing.
i'm not so much sure of things that help you use the bathroom. i'm sure you'll get some tips from people commenting and you should even ask ancestral members or friends. try them! but please whatever you do do not strain yourself when you try to use the bathroom. i dont want to scare you by any process. but this happened to me during the beginning of my pregnancy. apparently i strained too hard at some point contained by time (i didnt think so but...) and my bowels collapsed. try remedies to make you use the bathroom. if you cant after a week please tell your doctor!! i wasnt aware of what i have done, let it go on for too long, an could have died. i doubt it will start to you, i hear its uncommon. but just in suitcase.. no straining!! lol.
Yeah, you should eat more fruit.
If that doesn't work, well I don't know what will.
Good luck!
Wow Lucky. I have to complain cuz i poop too much!
I go to bath room approaching 5 times a day.
All thx to my mom!She made me eat all kinda beans, Peas and papaya
Drink plentifully of water that helps you 2.
Answers: ha, if your a troll- good job.
i'm cracking up right immediately.
you're funny!
if this is serious... bananas and prunes.
ha ha, i love you!
You don't say whether the hemorrroid is internal or external - but I'll still take the risk and enunciate - TAKE AN ENEMA!
Just make sure the tip is well lubed so the roid doesn't bleed!
woah
Anybody got some laxitives? Pepto-Bismol? Anything?
Your probably just constipated.
Eat bananas and prunes.
I don't know if this really works put my gma once said to put your mitt under running water.
If you haven't pooped in close to a week i suggest you go see a doctor.
Uh-Why is this a problem? I embezzle this as a Hallelujah Moment. :]
Eat something with profusely of protein.
laxatives? prunes..
im cracking up right now
laxitives
constipation is like a maths problem. work it out with a pencil
srry..when i saw his question i laughed a little. cuz u are adjectives like "dude i cant poop"
alright.i would do this the natural way by consumption fruit..prunes and bananas.i dont like laxitives.
just remember "candy is dandy but fruit makes you poop." Source(s): when i be a new born my mom gave me prunes because i had alike problem!
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i cant poop.
what do i do?
Seriously?
If this is everyone's idea of a obedient troll then I am seriously cringing.
i'm not so much sure of things that help you use the bathroom. i'm sure you'll get some tips from people commenting and you should even ask ancestral members or friends. try them! but please whatever you do do not strain yourself when you try to use the bathroom. i dont want to scare you by any process. but this happened to me during the beginning of my pregnancy. apparently i strained too hard at some point contained by time (i didnt think so but...) and my bowels collapsed. try remedies to make you use the bathroom. if you cant after a week please tell your doctor!! i wasnt aware of what i have done, let it go on for too long, an could have died. i doubt it will start to you, i hear its uncommon. but just in suitcase.. no straining!! lol.
Yeah, you should eat more fruit.
If that doesn't work, well I don't know what will.
Good luck!
Wow Lucky. I have to complain cuz i poop too much!
I go to bath room approaching 5 times a day.
All thx to my mom!She made me eat all kinda beans, Peas and papaya
Drink plentifully of water that helps you 2.
Answers: ha, if your a troll- good job.
i'm cracking up right immediately.
you're funny!
if this is serious... bananas and prunes.
ha ha, i love you!
You don't say whether the hemorrroid is internal or external - but I'll still take the risk and enunciate - TAKE AN ENEMA!
Just make sure the tip is well lubed so the roid doesn't bleed!
woah
Anybody got some laxitives? Pepto-Bismol? Anything?
Your probably just constipated.
Eat bananas and prunes.
I don't know if this really works put my gma once said to put your mitt under running water.
If you haven't pooped in close to a week i suggest you go see a doctor.
Uh-Why is this a problem? I embezzle this as a Hallelujah Moment. :]
Eat something with profusely of protein.
laxatives? prunes..
im cracking up right now
laxitives
constipation is like a maths problem. work it out with a pencil
srry..when i saw his question i laughed a little. cuz u are adjectives like "dude i cant poop"
alright.i would do this the natural way by consumption fruit..prunes and bananas.i dont like laxitives.
just remember "candy is dandy but fruit makes you poop." Source(s): when i be a new born my mom gave me prunes because i had alike problem!
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